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Journalism's Highest Honor
Whistleblowers Wanted: Apply Within (At Your Own Risk)
Do you have top-secret info that could topple a tech titan or two? Ever caught your boss on tape saying something that might end more than just their career? Discovered that those "innovative" aircraft parts are about as reliable as a chocolate teapot?
Ring Us Up at 1-800-GOFEDERAL!
Get ready to play corporate roulette! It's your chance to spin the wheel of misfortune where the stakes are high, and the whistleblowers... well, let’s just say they might end up more 'whistleblown' than they bargained for.
Dial 1-800-GOFEDERAL!
Because what’s a little danger when you’ve got damning information? We promise to listen, chuckle, and then likely advise you to change your name and move to an undisclosed location.
Make Your Choice!
Be remembered as a martyr for the truth or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. Either way, you're making headlines!
Remember, some calls cost more than others — and we're not talking about your phone bill.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 ½ |
M | 29 ½ | 20 ½ |
L | 31 | 22 ¼ |
XL | 31 ¼ | 24 |
2XL | 33 | 25 ¼ |
3XL | 33 ½ | 26 ¾ |